I wanted to eat some baby carrots (they’re so tasty and bite sized!). I grab a new bag from the fridge and bust them open on the way back to my room. Reaching into the bag I grab hold of my first delectable… baby carrot?
It was hugely defective (and oddly suggestive), and in a very literal sense! I’m sorry, but that is not a baby carrot. That is a midget carrot or something.
It gets worse. The second carrot I pull out was defective, too. It was more like a fetus carrot than a baby carrot. What gives? I purchased a defective bag of baby carrots? Where were the six sigma black belts on this one?
If I end up shrinking or growing dramatically in the next few days, you’ll all know why.
OK, off to write the case analysis for real this time. Oh, and my apologies on the picture being moderately suggestive.